My nephew Marc came over to empty the septic tank so I could 0ldlady-pee every five minutes if I wanted to, take leisurely shoulder-high jacuzzi soaks (I didn’t though; what’s the matter with me!), and wash lots of dishes without concern for liquid levels in the tank.
Marc is my first nephew, giving my first experience of next-thing-to-motherhood. These kids, they’ve got your heart from the get-go, don’t they?
Marc and his dad started operating a pump-truck business several years ago and they are very busy, particularly with extremely high water levels all around this area lately. They do a lot of septic tanks and the name of their business is — you guessed it, painted on the side of the truck — “ShitDisturbers.”